Hot Mail Time Machine.

Oh, hey blog. Whats up?

Today I'm going to show you something I think you'll really enjoy. Ok, remember Hotmail? Umm... Well, not many people use it anymore, but it's real. I promise! Anyway, I have an account. I have since roughly.... the mid-90's. Today I decided to clean out my inbox, but when I was done I noticed a magical little button right under inbox called "drafts." What is drafts? I had no idea so I clicked it. Turns out "drafts" is a fancy name for "time machine." What I found was a collection of unsent e-mails dating all the way back to 2001. This little gem that I unearthed is one of those annoying tell-random-people-everything-about-yourself emails. Remember those, blog? Haha, nevermind, it was before your time. So what can I do to make this interesting? Let's go ahead and compare 14-year-old me with 21-year-old me. Oh yes, this should be fun!

1.Name-Sean  That didn't change much.

2.Full name- Sean Colon Deffley  Oh, good! The first change. My middle name is now spelled "Colin."

3.Birthday-April 12, 1989   I heard the angles sang on that day.
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>4.Age-14   +7 = 21
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>5.Sex-male  Seven years later and still rockin' the penis.

>6.Hair color-Brown   Yea, I guess.
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>7.Eye Color- Blue/Green   Mostly just blue.
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>8.Height- 5' 8"  Hot damn! I grew an inch!
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>9.What do you like most about your body- hair   What don't I like about my body?
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>10.what do you dislike most about your body- the gut   Hahahaha. I was fat.
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>11.Grade-9   College Senior... so 16th?
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>12.School- MAHS   Lebanon Valley College. Represent.
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>13.Best Friends-Too Many Heres the 2 i talk to the most: Nick, Coty  The ones who take the time to read this blog.
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>14.3 friends you would trust with anything- 0, nada, none   Trusting teenager, I see.
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>15.Biggest secret- the one you dont know about   That's still true.
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>16.Bad Habbits- acting wierd     I wouldn't consider that to be a bad habit.
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>17.Pet Peeve's- doubble negatives (see #16)     Oh so many. Notably: stupid people.
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>18.Shoe size- 10 1/2   9 1/2, wtf??

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>19.Do you have a crush on anyone- yes   ha. crushes. what an innocent time.
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>20.More then just one person- no  No "crushes" right now, although I'm going to the bar tonight ;)
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>21.how many- 1   0

>22.Who- i dunno, do u ?  Actually I do, her name was Rachael, dumbass.
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>23.Want to have kids- yes  Oh hell no. Unless I can name him/her Indiana.
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>24.How many- 2 sounds good    0 sounds even better.
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>25.Want to get married- yes   Why, yes. Yes I do.
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>26.virgin- yes   Ahem. pretty personal for a 14-year-old. Don'tchyathink?
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>27.Dream Job- something to bring home the bacon   Being a mill... billionaire.
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>28.Perfect Honeymoon spot- beach on an island like hawaii or the bahamas  As long as it's with the right person, it could be anywhere. :)
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>29.Dream car- Hummer H2 burnt orange  Well obviously 14-year-old me was a douche. Delorian, tyvm.
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>30.How many times have you failed your drivers/learners test- 0  None. I is a good driver.
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>31.Would you ever ask out the opposite sex- yes Have and will continue to do so.
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>32.hot/cute- cute   A girl who can pull of both would have me whipped in a second.
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>33.guy/girl- girl   Females.
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>34.first thing you notice about the oppisite sex- personality   Face.
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>35.do you judge people by their looks- no   Let's be honest, blog. Everyone does. Me included.
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>36.Have you won any awards- yes   Yup.
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>37.met anyone famous- yes Penn & Teller  They are no longer famous. So, no.
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>38.Money or eternal Happiness- Eternal Happiness  Those are the same thing, silly.

>39.Friends or money- friends   As much as I love money, friends are still tops.
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>40.Are you (in a)single/relationship- Single   Single and lovin' it.
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>41.Last movie you seen- Elf  Star Wars. Ep. 2 Yep, still a geek.
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>42.Last person you went out to dinner with- parents... Don't remember actually, but it's Nathan's birthday tonight and we're going to tear this whole damn town apart.
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>43.Last person you hung out with besides your family- friends @ school Nathan and @pacbraves11.
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>44.Last person you talked to on the phone- coty  Nathan. Are we starting to see a trend here....
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>45.Last time you saw the person you like- Today at school  Last time I saw a person I did like: 2ish weeks ago.
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>46.Last time you talked to the person you like on the phone- never (i dont think) Last time I taked to a person I did like on the phone: today. no wait.. yesterday... nope... was it Sunday? no no... Like 2ish weeks ago.
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>47.Zodiac Sign- Aries   Lame question, lame answer.
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>48.How far would you go with someone on a first date- Kiss   Hahaha, oh 14-year-old-me.
>49.Any pets- no  Well there was that dog...
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>50.if so how many and what kinds- N/A   We don't talk about him anymore.
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>51.Actor- dun have 1   Mr. Johnny Depp
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>52.Actress- Dun have 1   Right now I'ma lovin me some Lea Michele
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>53.Movie- Monty Python & The Holy Grail  Star Wars!
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>54.Song- Instrumental- Soul Finger Sung- Good Riddance WTF kind of answer was that? It's a Wonderful Life by Bandits of the Acoustic Revolution. Look it up.
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>55.Band/Singer- Wierd Al  Lady GaGa? Ke$ha? Oh, pop music....
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>56.Favorite tv Shows- SNL  Glee. How I Met Your Mother.
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>57.Cartoon- Aqua Teen Hunger Force  Uhm. Family Guy? I guess...
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>58.Music or T.V- Music    The Internet.
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>59.Been to Disneyworld/Disneyland- Disneyworld once   And it sucked.
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>60.Birthplace- Hazleton, Pa   Well  I hope this didn't change.
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>61.Hometown now- Barnesville  /Annville
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>62.School- MAHS (already had that one)   LVC. And yes, 14-year-old me, we know.
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>63.Are you popular- no not really   Popularity is something we conceive in our minds. I like to think I'm the shit, so fuck yea. I'm popluar.
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>64.Summer/Winter- summer  In Ecuador they don't have to pick.
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>65.Sun/Rain- Rain with thunder... otherwise sun  Good call, puberty me.
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>66.Favorite sport to watch- Skateboarding   Ha!
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>67.Favorite sport to play- Roller Hocky  Double Ha!
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>68.Love/lust-love  A little bit of lust never hurt anyone.
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>69.Silver or gold-gold   Chrome.
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>70.Diamond/pearl-diamond  I'll still go with diamonds.
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>71.love at first sight- yes  No. Although I would love to be proven wrong.
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>72.What do you want most in a relationship- truth & happiness  Something that's not out of a greeting card.
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>73.if you had to date one of your Best Friends who would it be- hoy.. ummm i dunno   I'd date them all. They all cool people!
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>74.Siblings-1 sis 1 bro  1 sister and 1 brother, douche.
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>75.live with one or two parents- two  Yay for functional families.
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>76.Favorite place you have been to- Las Vegas   Well there was that one time we all went to...
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>77.Cat/Dog- cat (even tho im allergic)  What a great TV show.
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>78.Favorite Color- Black  Spot on. Spot on.
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>79.About the friends.   Oh yes? What about them?
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>80.Most Blonde- Coty even though hes not blonde  Oh, Sarah....
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>81.Most Funneyest- (WTF ? most funneyest ? who wrote this ?) tom The all have their moments.
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>82.Most Smartest- (i wonder) nick  Smart doesn't get you anywhere in college. It's all about drive. And we've all got that.
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>83.Most Cute- N/A  Cutest, dumbass.
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>84.Tallest- Nick   JVAL!
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>85.Shortest- Justin   This Justin is Jval. He went from shortest to tallest.
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>86.Best personality- Toss up   Personalities are too diverse to pick a "best."
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>87.most loveable- N/A  I love all my friends.
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>88.Most caring- N/A   We've all held back eachothers hair.
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>89.Think there is a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow- there is no end to the rainbow  Pessimist much?  
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>90.Favorite day of the year- april 12   Hell yeah!
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>91.Best moment this week- today, home-ec, usually is  Home-ec? No wonder people thought I was gay.
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>92.Best moment for life- i like to wait to see what comes   I'll stick with that answer.
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>93.if you could leave the world with just one message what would it
>be- Never hate yourself for what you did, you can always do something that will make up for it.   Thanks, young me. Old me appreciates the advice.
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>94.Favorite food- Tira Mi Su   All of it.
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>95.Favorite Drink- Arizona Iced Tea I like beer alot.
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>96.What do you think of war-no   Abso-fucking-lutely no.
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>97. What country do you live in- Usa I actually moved out of Usa. I live in the United States now.
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>98.Happy with life and the way things are going for you-Yep  Could be better, but I'm content.
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>99.who sent this to you-Tyler   Well I guess Tyler. 7 years ago.
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>100.What do you think of this person-Large Hair, at least he used to have large hair... Fro-Like   You sent me this stupid questionnaire, so I don't like you nomoah.
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>101.Think this should end now- 110 is a good number   What?
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>102.Heaven or hell - pergatory  Billy Joel said it best. I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints.
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>103.Day or night- night  Night
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>104.Perfume or Cologn- cologne  Really? this is how desperate we are for questions?
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>105.Do you shave yet- yes  Duh.
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>106.Do you drive yet- no   Duh.
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>107.Favorite Subject in School- lunch  Interactive Public Relations and Advertising. Eat that, High school.
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>108.Least Favorite subject in school- English Math. I. Hate. Math.
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>109.Have stuffed toys still- somewhere i guess   J'Bun Bun!
>110.well its over now- 110 was a good #   No it wasn't

And that's the way the Snookie crumbles.